The People's Republic of Weeb Afghanistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dyznomia with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.44 billion Weeb Afghanistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onistaan. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Weeb Afghanistanian economy, worth 82.0 trillion Panties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 56,959 Panties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, arbitration is mightier than the sword, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeb Afghanistan's national animal is the Explosive Body Pillow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weeb Afghanistan is ranked 12,239^th in the world and 33^rd in Concord for Safest, scoring 118.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.